When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
Get your first look at Paul Rudd as Scott Lang in Marvel’s “Ant-Man,” now in production in San Francisco and in theaters July 17, 2015!
I have never been this unexcited for set pics :-/
Without Janet, why the fuck even bother with this movie?
I… Cannot bring myself to care. At all.
I have seen every Marvel movie multiple times in theaters. Want to know how many times I saw Avengers. Marvel?
Thirteen times. My friends and I had a contest, it was a JOKE. ”How many times have you seen Avengers?” Not ‘if.’ ’How many times?’
We’re all female, Marvel. We’re girls. And we weren’t really psyched by the lack of female characters you gave us, but you know what? We were reassured by the ones you did. We dealt. We tolerated. We waited patiently.
And when you announced Ant-Man, I told myself, at least we’ll get Jan. Jan, who was one of the BEST parts of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. Jan, the funny, sassy, fashion obsessed, girly-girl who wanted to be a hero, who didn’t need someone’s death to motivate her, who didn’t need someone to suffer for her to want to do what’s right.
Janet Van Dyne, who gave the Avengers their name. I told myself, it would be worth it. For Jan.
And then you pulled this.
I will not see Ant-Man. I will not blog about your dumb ‘white boy pain’ movie. You fridged one of the most iconic female super heroes in your canon, off-screen, to further manpain.
40+% of your audience for “Guardians of the Galaxy” was women. And girls. Little girls like my nieces, who deserve heroes of their own. How sad that you’re determined not to give them to us.
Boycott Ant-Man. That’s my tag. Boycott Ant-Man. Until we get Carol. And Jennifer. And Heather. And Misty. And Angela. Until we get Monica. And Patsy. And Greer. Until we get Sersi. And Jessica. And Kate. And America.
Until we get females in your movies that aren’t killed to further a man’s path to heroism, because why else would we want to do the right thing?
Until we get Jan.
Janet or gtfo
#i love how terrifying her face is in the second gif#like she’s all flirty#very similar to how she talked to sam that morning#but her demeanor is completely fucking different#like with sam and steve she’s natasha#she’d eat them alive but in the good way#which baddies she’s the black widow#where she will flirt and then murder them#and idk just the fliry greeting and the terrifying grin was such a good connection to her codename#i just#i love this movie so much#natasha (via buckysexual)
that guy is pissing his pants over that smile this kind of fear is what i aspire to inspire
inspired by x.
Captain America 2 : The Winter Soldier | Everybody Wants To Rule The World
…WHOA. now that’s good editing.
I mean, how does the color of his skin change who his character is? There aren’t black dudes in Philadelphia? (I have been greatly misinformed about Philly. Someone should tell The Roots). Nebraska is only white? (It’s not. There is a 1.8% Asian population and the historical ancestry of the state puts it at 8.7 Mexican.)
Why can’t a renowned medical doctor be Israeli? Why can’t he be born in Tel Aviv? Why can’t a master of the mystical arts be East Indian?
WHAT DO HIS PARENTS NAMES HAVE TO DO WITH IT? My mother is a fucking proud, strong, German and Maori woman, and her name is Shelley. The whitest name on the fucking planet.
Why does he have to be white? Why does Tony Stark have to be white? Why do any of these fucking white men that have populated the Marvel Cinematic Universe have to be white?* Ya’ll are okay with Hulk fitting into Bruce Banner’s pants but HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID WE THROW A LITTLE DARKNESS INTO THE MIX.
And please, please don’t tell me that it’s not book accurate because I’m pretty fucking sure that Asgard doesn’t have laser cannons and little flying dinghies but no one seemed to have a problem with that.
Look, I know he’s white. And I know Marvel Studios are going to cast another white dude in a lead role. I know I’m not going to get this, I know representation in Marvel movies is, as yet, relegated to sidekicks and secondary characters. Which is more than other studios do. But it’s not enough, it’s never going to be enough, and I’m not going to stop talking about it. Sorry honey, sorry to go off on you a little, but…yeah. This is a great chance for Marvel Studios to Do Better, and I know they’re not going to.
But hey maybe they’ll cast a black woman as Doctor Stephanie Strange WOULDN’T THAT BE A FUCKING TRIP.
(hah no no, a black woman in the mcu, where do I come up with this gibberish…)
*I have two personal exceptions to this when it comes to top-tier characters. Cap and Luke Cage, who I feel hold their race as an integral part of who they are, and how their history has unfolded.
IM SORRY BUT I CANT STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WHEN I READ PHILADELPHIA MY INITIAL REACTION WAS TO START SINGING “IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED” AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT THIS PERSON WAS USING PHILADELPHIA AS A REASON FOR SOMEONE BEING WHITE
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED IN A SANCTUM WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN OUT MAXIN AND RELAXIN ALL COOL CONJURING DEMONS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL
WHEN A COUPLE OF MINDLESS ONES UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED RAISING DORMAMMU IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD. I GOT IN ONE WIZARD BATTLE AND CLEA GOT SCARED AND SAID YOU’RE MOVING IN WITH TONY AND THE AVENGERS IN BEL AIR
No, but think about this. We’ve seen the Winter Soldier face Fury’s car.
Maybe he’s done the same with Howard. Maybe his hair wasn’t so long yet. Maybe he wasn’t wearing a mask. Maybe Howard saw his face in the headlights for just a second.
Maybe Howard and Maria died in a car crash. Maybe Howard swerved to not hit a ghost.
i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles
EXCUSE ME CAN I MAKE A NEST ON YOU
Iron Man Trivia Part 1/Part 2 click on pictures to read captions with more trivia
Avengers Body Swap
- Tony with Steve
- Thor with Natasha
- Bruce with Clint