If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie.
WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE
excuse me we need to talk about motorcycle gang Vader and Fett
Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]
And here is what Leia does, when you force her into a scanty outfit and choke-chain: she takes that chain, and she kills you with it. She doesn’t let her clothing get in her way or limit her more than she can help—she waits for her moment to strike, and then she conquers her would-be conqueror and saves the day.
And I was a little kid, not yet desensitized to violence […] Jabba’s death scene freaked the hell out of me. It wasn’t a clean blaster shot to the chest or a slice from a lightsaber that sent sparks flying or made you turn invisible. There were struggles, and flailing, and twitching limbs. The shots are close-ups, and very dark—it’s vicious, and vengeful, and physical, and very very personal.
So for me, wearing that gold bikini does not mean Here I am, a sexy toy for your amusement and gratification.
To me, that gold bikini says, If you fuck with me, I will end you.
|—||Olivia Waite - Ellora’s Cave author, inquisitive mind, and hedonist-about-town (via albinwonderland)|
Call Me Maybe - Entirely in Star Wars quotes
BESTILL MY HEART
I’ve never even watched Star Wars but this is fucking crazy omfg
WATCH THIS. AHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT IS THAT
is this a real thing? because sign me up if it is. that is fantastic
meanwhile, in edinburgh.