Lantern Waste

soloontherocks:

eupheme-butterfly:

rubycosmos:

lipstick-and-lightsabers:

denism79.deviantart.com

If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie.

WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE

Hey soloontherocks

excuse me we need to talk about motorcycle gang Vader and Fett

princessjoy99:

Disney Star Wars princesses by Ralph Sevelius

femfreq:

maniacalhawk:

Best Han Solo cosplay ever…hands down.

Cosplay by Emily The Stylish Geek!

femfreq:

maniacalhawk:

Best Han Solo cosplay ever…hands down.

Cosplay by Emily The Stylish Geek!

Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]

And here is what Leia does, when you force her into a scanty outfit and choke-chain: she takes that chain, and she kills you with it. She doesn’t let her clothing get in her way or limit her more than she can help—she waits for her moment to strike, and then she conquers her would-be conqueror and saves the day.

And I was a little kid, not yet desensitized to violence […] Jabba’s death scene freaked the hell out of me. It wasn’t a clean blaster shot to the chest or a slice from a lightsaber that sent sparks flying or made you turn invisible. There were struggles, and flailing, and twitching limbs. The shots are close-ups, and very dark—it’s vicious, and vengeful, and physical, and very very personal.

So for me, wearing that gold bikini does not mean Here I am, a sexy toy for your amusement and gratification.

To me, that gold bikini says, If you fuck with me, I will end you.

thisisvodka:

davestriderscock:

Call Me Maybe - Entirely in Star Wars quotes

BESTILL MY HEART

WHAT

DSLKJH

I’ve never even watched Star Wars but this is fucking crazy omfg

osheamobile:

breeherself:

WATCH THIS. AHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT IS THAT

is this a real thing? because sign me up if it is. that is fantastic

neueratemybaby:

meanwhile, in edinburgh.